Crypt Crawler Adult Costume
Oh, Sorry, I Thought You Were My Ex. *ZING!*
From the depths of your nightmares and the cold catacombs below the graveyard comes a menace that no man can stop. The Lovecraftian evil that spawned this creature is beyond our mortal minds.
This terror that has seen the deaths of a thousand worlds and returned to witness the death of ours is the Crypt Crawler.
An amazing costume for its price, the high quality Crypt Crawler comes with hauntingly detailed gloves and mask. The mask itself is designed with ani-motion; a process that makes it move when you speak.
Included in your Medium or Large-sized costume is a "shredded" robe and hood. A tattered gauze wrap gives the Crypt Crawler a look of coming directly from the tomb to your party without the associated smell of bringing an actual corpse to the party.
Not much is needed to really make the Crypt Crawler stick out like the horror it is. A little blood or a scythe will turn your unspeakable terror into a demon who is only spoken of by other demons when they are in shadow.
Wherever you choose to scare-up some fun, this costume will certainly be a great way to start.
Deluxe Harem Dancer
Much Better Than Uncle Jimbo's Beer Belly Dance... Thankfully.
This little outfit nearly puts us at a loss for words. Most of the words are, "Um, wow, hubba," and "whoa," followed by some sort of low whistle.
The Deluxe Harem Dancer is a rare and elegant costume with great detail and design.
The standard size Harem Dancer costume comes with a gold & black top covered in ornate beads that matches the black & gold trimmed sheer skirt. Also included are a matching gold & black belt and a black veil with gold trim.
An elastic band in the incredibly alluring top and skirt conform to most body types including petite and tall.
At the great price of this Harem Dancer costume, you can go wild with accessories to please your Sultan. Comfortable dancing shoes are a must, of course, but some earrings, a necklace and a little body glitter couldn't hurt where you're seducing him with your eyes from behind your veil.
We hope you have a lot of fun under that Desert Moon in your new Harem Dancer costume!
Hippie Love Child
Hey, Far Out, Man.
What is so funny about peace, love and understanding? Not much, but it doesn't mean we can have fun in this Hippie Love Child costume.
The wild child of the 1960s is back in this one size fits most groovy garb. The psychedelic floral dress, fringed faux-leather vest and headband let the world know you're out for an end to the war and you're going to look good doing it.
The flower power Hippie Love Child is perfect for a retro party, Halloween (because what's scarier to The Man than Hippies?), or the Burning Man, man.
Those long days in the sun protesting might be a little easier with the right shades and footwear. Not to mention, so that no one mistakes you for anything but the Hippie Love Child that you are, you need to have the ultimate symbol of rebellion!
So get out there and protest that thing with your man and have fun in a peace and love kind of way, you Hippie.
Cuddly Lion Costume
Rawr
Looking for something adorable and vicious at the same time? Then the Cuddly Lion costume is just your thing and will make you the cutest in the pride.
This lion comes from the wild and is ready to tame our hearts with its available in X-Small, Small/Medium, or Medium/Large sizes and comes complete with an attached tail, plush ears, arm warmers and leg warmers and just roars with fun. Want a little bit more for your bite? This kitty may not have claws, but with these eyes, who would notice?
And everyone knows lionesses have great fashion sense so they would never be caught without matching heels to go with this fuzzy cuddly lion costume and of course they also need the right make up to tie it all together.
So don't be a cowardly lion! Get out there and be that Apex Predator that you are.
Deluxe Knight Adult Costume
Why Does Thou Persist In Asking Me To Sayeth "Ni"?
Brave Knight of the Round Table, there is a dragon in these parts! Will you not protect our fair maidens and claim your reward for saving our village?
If you accept this noble challenge, good Sir Knight, then grab your Deluxe Knight costume and prepare for battle.
This one size fits most costume is ready for your call to arms. Complete with top, pants, belt, cape, hood/collar, gauntlets and boot tops, you are ready to joust.
The details include a chainmail-like hood and sleeves, metal studs on the faux leather gauntlets and boot tops and flowing cape.
Don't forget your sword when you prepare to do battle with the Black Night to win the heart of your princess. Stay the course, brave knight, and we're sure you will be at Camelot in no time regaling in tales of your great deeds!
Man/Woman Adult Costume
Nothing About This Makes Me Comfortable...
Let's face it, not everyone is lucky enough to get a date to the costume party, but rejoice! You can be your own date with this Man/Woman costume.
This one size fits most unisex (literally) jumpsuit Man/Woman costume has combined Red velvet dress and silk screened tuxedo sides and will be sure to confuse and entertain your friends.
The included wig is a fabulous & sexy blond female locks and a dapper men's cut hybrid.
Of course no Man/Woman would go to the party without their lipstick, mustache or handbag, so make sure to grab yours.
If you don't have access to the proper footwear of the gender you are not, check out these ladies shoes or these mens.
This costume is a very silly and sure way to get laughs for both the Man/Woman or the Woman/Man, just expect a lot of confused flirting coming your way!
Zombie Hunter Adult Costume
You Ain't Gettin' My Brains Without A Fight!
Zombies! Zombies everywhere! Who will save those poor cheeleaders trapped in the dormitory from these brain eating monsters?!?
Who indeed... Why this Zombie Hunter of course! That's his post-apocalypse occupation since there's not much work in the pizza delivery business anymore.
Available in Medium, Large or Xtra-Large the Zombie Hunter costume comes with a blood stained rider's jacket, shirt with zombie hunter logo, hat, bullet belt, and an axe with bloody, severed zombie head!
This Zombie Hunter costume is so much fun to add some extras to for little cost. Consider some sunglasses, extra blood, a "victory" cigar, and maybe some zombie-crushing boots to give you that guff hero of the survivors look that will let them know who's boss.
So get out there, you undead killing machine and save those cheerleaders before this happens!
Captain Swashbuckler Adult Costume
No Scurrvy Or An Eyepatch? I Think "Captain" Is An Honorary Title.
Ahoy, matey! Who can resist the lure of pirates? The adventures, the romance and the fun we imagine that comes with sailing the Seven Seas outweigh the historical accuracies of disease, death and rough lives.
So, to not be a downer, we give you this sexy Captain Swashbuckler Pirate costume.
This sexy high seas adventurer costume comes in Medium, Large or Xtra-Large and is made of a durable nylon & spandex blend to make sure it lasts between port calls.
The velour-feel coatdress contains golden details and buttons for the fashion conscious pirate.
Before you go and spend your doubloons in town, consider some great boots to keep the mud off your toes or a fancy swashbuckling hat to really get the attention of the deckhands. A good petticoat will help stave off the nights that shiver your timbers while these fishnets look great with the whole Captain Swashbuckler Pirate costume.
Don't forget, Pirates Cove can be a dangerous place, so make sure your second in command is there to back you up when you're digging for treasure.
Star Wars Darth Vader Deluxe Economy Costume
I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing.
Constantly ranked as one of the greatest villains in cinema history, Darth Vader is a legacy all in himself. From his upbringing, Jedi training and turn to the Darkside, we've been enamored with him for decades and will be for many more.
However, to dress as Lord Vader, it can cost a lot of money and we've had to envy the rich nerds who can afford a good quality Dark Lord of the Sith costume... Until now.
This authentic Star Wars Licensed Darth Vader costume comes with mask, cape, boot tops, and belt to get things going for true Star Wars fans. A finely detailed painted and molded chest plate and boot covers give exquisite detail at an affordable price. The Darth Vader costume also comes in the Standard One Size Fits Most and in Xtra-Large.
To complete your look for just a little more, add the Star Wars Darth Vader gloves, a red lightsaber, and a breathing box.
Finally, we can all be Darth Vader on a Moisture Farmer's budget!
The Big Lebowski: Jesus Deluxe Adult Costume
I See You Rolled Your Way Into The Semi's...
Lebowski Fests are popping up all over the World. "The Dude's" antics have inspired generations with his laid back look on life.
The other characters that influenced The Dude have become just as influential as El Duderino (if you're not into the whole brevity thing) has in our time.
Now, while we all want to be Walter or Jeff, someone has to be the bad guy, right? And who was our favorite bad guy? Who else other than Jesus Qunitana himself.
Available in Regular and Xtra-Large, this officially licensed Big Lebowski Jesus costume will stick out in the crowd and is sure to get people to shout some of the most memorable lines from the movie (which we can't print here!) as you get ready to spare on that 7-10 split.
The famous colored jumpsuit comes complete with "Jesus" embroidered on it and will bring laughs from even the most serious Walter Sobchak.
To finish your Lebowski Fest (or Halloween) look, a few great touches include the authentic Big Lebowski Jesus Quintana Bowling Glove and the Jesus Quintana matching bowling bag!
Nice extra touches could include a fancy ring or these shoes to give you that look that nobody will [mess] with!